Text message received from one Amy at 1:09 AM November 1, 2009
(847): I think I might die.
False Amy! I just called you at your desk and you answered on the first ring! So you're not dead. But then you told me you died on Sunday and were resurrected. I said, "So you're Jesus?" and you said, "Yes!" and I said, "That's a lie, Amy!"
Why do you have to lie to me so much?
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It's about ways my friend Amy lies to me. The biggest lie is that she doesn't like shots. She does.
