- I am at least a foot taller than any elves.
- I do not subsist on the following four food groups: candy, candy canes, candy corn, and syrup. I don't like syrup or candy corn.
- My ears are not pointy.
- I do not wear curly-toed elf shoes.
- I do not know how to build or fix toys (or anything). Even the angry elves know how to build toys.
- While I do work for a white-haired old guy, it's not Santa Claus.
- I hate snow, while elves clearly love snow.
- I do not look good in green.
- I own no pointed hats with bells on the end.
- I don't live in/near a toy workshop.
- I am afraid of flying reindeer.
- Santa's elves are not real. I am, in fact, a real girl.
So in conclusion, I am not an angry elf. If you hear otherwise, I hope you know it's a lie.