Amy likes to tell me (and others, who remain anonymous) that she does not like to dance. Without a doubt, this is a lie. Here are 5 reasons why:
1.) Amy loves clubbing, as evidenced by her wardrobe of glittery clothes and leather skirts with zippers the whole way down.
2.) Nobody can do the Tootsie Roll like Amy.
3.) Amy plays music in her car and sings and car dances along to it. This is a super fun thing to do in the car and Amy loves fun (she has yet to lie about loving fun).
4.) Amy is constantly getting up on bars to shake her thing and show off her unparalleled moves. Would someone who hates to dance behave in such a way? I think not.
5.) And most damningly, Amy is getting married and having a band at her reception. Why? So she can dance!
Editors Note: Amy is now having a DJ at her wedding. So he can spin awesome, danceable tunes! (10/21/2010)
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It's about ways my friend Amy lies to me. The biggest lie is that she doesn't like shots. She does.
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