You think your arm muscles are getting smaller and I think you're a liar!

Amy is totally ripped. She has the biggest, most ladylike guns ever. Amy is a prettier, younger version of Popeye, and doesn't even need the spinach boost! Awhile back, she told me, "I think my arm muscles are shrinking!" Amy was very deeply upset over these recent (imagined) developments, but because I am an amazing friend, I made her feel so much better when I called her a liar. Because her arms are still cut. And then, because Amy is such a good friend, she punched me in the arm. With her "shrinking" muscles.  It still hurt a lot and left a big mark.

As this illustration clearly depicts, Amy is a big, strong, muscley liar. Aren't you Amy?