"Shots are a bad idea"

My friend Amy likes to unequivocally state, almost every time we go out, that "shots are a bad idea." 

And then she usually goes and buys some shots.  For herself and all of her friends (Amy is very generous).  And then, Amy is hungover the next day.  Is it the shot's fault? The draft beer perhaps? I don't think we will ever know. What we do know? Amy tells lies. 

This Is Just a List of Shots Amy Loves 

Buttery Nipples

Punishment Shots

(Amy is actually the reason these were invented!)

Jager Bombs

Body Shots

Cement Mixer 

(this one is gray and sludgy!)

Red Headed Sluts

Lemon Drops

Rumplemintz

Car Bombs

Pineapple Upside Down Cake

(because Amy loves to cook!)

Mind Eraser

Kamikaze

Jello shots

(as featured at Amy's bachelorette party!)